(Disclaimer: I promise post a real post at some point today!)
-To Jeff Probst on Regis and Kelly this morning, your Alec Baldwin impression is not that great. I'm pretty sure my sister can do way better. You should get over it and yourself. Thankyouverymuch.
-To the kid who whipped out of his driveway yesterday while failing to notice me, in my large SUV in to which my daughter was strapped...please look out the back window before you decide to drive down the road at 65 mph in town. Dangerous driving is not cool or hip, punk. Thankyouverymuch.
-To ESPN, NBC, all sportscasters everywhere...please STOP talking about Tiger Woods all the darn time. It puts Dave in a bad mood, which in turns puts Rory and I in bad moods. Just. let. it. go. Thankyouverymuch.
-To all the chronic Facebraggers who invade my newsfeed, stop it. I get nauseous when I view my live feed. Your life is fantastic and 10000% of the time, it's completely put together. Gag. Get real. Thankyouverymuch.
-To the Christmas Decoration Totes that still elude me...WHY are you hiding? Please come out! I just want to play with you and stuff you full of tinsel, candles, stockings and kitschy little knickknacks. Get out or you will be replaced. Thankyouverymuch.
I feel better now. :) Join in! It's a good time!
7 comments:
The face braggers are totally lying.
you crack me up!!!
but just wondering - have you discovered the "hide" button on facebook? i LOVE IT! you just move your cursor to the right of their post in live feed & it says "HIDE" & click it & then it will say "do you want to hide so-and-so or do you want to hide such & such aplication?" & if you put yes then you will never see that person in your live feed again (or you'll never see the application, depending on which you chose!) I do that for a lot of ppl or the dumb applications that i don't care to see!
you may have noticed that & keep getting invaded anyay. if so...i'm sorry! LOL.
I am in hiding from Facebook.
And crazy drivers are nuts.
And Tiger Woods who?
Nice to "meet" you from KMama's!
Dude crazy drivers are so annoying!! Facebook annoys me too. But I hate when old boyfriends pop up and want to talk. I have nothing to say to you idiots!! Glad you linked up you are funny!!
LMAO at facebraggers. That's hilarious!! I have a LOT of those on my live feed too, and then I'm on there saying "OMG, my kids are going to kill me!!". Yeah, I feel like mother of the year.
Thanks for linking up!
My FB friends don't brag... they're boring, they complain, and/or they clog up my feed with those STUPID quizes. Thanks to Melissa, I will be 'hiding' a few of those idiots. ;)
What? You didn't think Probst's imitation of Baldwin was spot on? I'd love to see your sisters!!!! Video it and put it on your blog! :)
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