(Disclaimer: I promise post a real post at some point today!)
-To Jeff Probst on Regis and Kelly this morning, your Alec Baldwin impression is not that great. I'm pretty sure my sister can do way better. You should get over it and yourself. Thankyouverymuch.
-To the kid who whipped out of his driveway yesterday while failing to notice me, in my large SUV in to which my daughter was strapped...please look out the back window before you decide to drive down the road at 65 mph in town. Dangerous driving is not cool or hip, punk. Thankyouverymuch.
-To ESPN, NBC, all sportscasters everywhere...please STOP talking about Tiger Woods all the darn time. It puts Dave in a bad mood, which in turns puts Rory and I in bad moods. Just. let. it. go. Thankyouverymuch.
-To all the chronic Facebraggers who invade my newsfeed, stop it. I get nauseous when I view my live feed. Your life is fantastic and 10000% of the time, it's completely put together. Gag. Get real. Thankyouverymuch.
-To the Christmas Decoration Totes that still elude me...WHY are you hiding? Please come out! I just want to play with you and stuff you full of tinsel, candles, stockings and kitschy little knickknacks. Get out or you will be replaced. Thankyouverymuch.
I feel better now. :) Join in! It's a good time!